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Saturday, October 14, 2006

Aha....now, I know....

1. What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
Flood lights

2. What New Testament book has an insect in the title?
Ti(moth)y

3. Why, according to the bible, is it all right to be obese?
Because "all the fat is the Lord's"(Leviticus 3-16)

4. Who was the greatest speaker in the Bible?
Samson he brought the house down even though it wasfilled with his enemies (Judges 16.27-30)

5. When was the rooster's crow heard by everyone on earth?
When it crowed on the ark

6. What Bible character may have only been a foot tall?
Nicodemus, since he was a ruler.

7. What kind of fur did Adam and Eve wear?
Bareskin

8. What day in human life was longest?
Adam's first day-it had no eve.

9. Why didn't Moses take hornets into the ark?
Moses didn't go on the ark.

10. What do we find in Matthew and Mark that we don't find in Luke and John?
The letters "Ma"

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